make out with me as a friend
Track Title: Gods & Monsters
Artist: Lana Del Rey
Album: Tropico - Single
Lana Del Rey - Gods & Monsters
A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday
"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs.
"When men in government behave this way they betray the public’s trust. Maybe it’s time for more women to be in charge."
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
"A few years ago, scientists discovered that human spit
contained a natural pain killer, opiorphin,
and when they tested it, they found it was
six times stronger than morphine.
Maybe I did not love you.
Maybe I only loved the way I felt healed after kissing you."
Track Title: Baby I'm Yours
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool
"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me